• Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup
via  lionquinns  (originally  flaunter)
40 minutes ago on 24 April 2014 ~ 6:15pm 403,858 notes
via  lionquinns  (originally  itscarts)
6 hours ago on 24 April 2014 ~ 12:21pm 135,521 notes

fairietype:

Avril Lavigne wrote a song about a lesbian sleepover with the help of her husband and two other dudes, and shot a video for it commodifying harajuku culture and “kawaii,” using Asian women as props, while also including a Japanese phrase that literally translates to “you rock thank you thank you cute,” yet there are people out there who see nothing wrong with it

via  fairietype  (originally  fairietype)
12 hours ago on 24 April 2014 ~ 6:30am 128 notes
apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

via  lionquinns  (originally  makemelaughblog)
15 hours ago on 24 April 2014 ~ 3:24am 11,456 notes

psyducked:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

tags   omg  
15 hours ago on 24 April 2014 ~ 3:21am 56,589 notes
via  asdfghjkllove  (originally  couplesandlovequotes)
1 day ago on 23 April 2014 ~ 10:36am 540,619 notes

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

1 day ago on 23 April 2014 ~ 10:35am 302,622 notes

things that are cute:

  • your clothes
  • your hair
  • your smile
  • your laugh
  • you
  • you are cute
  • have a good day cutie
  • continue being cute
via  asdfghjkllove  (originally  fuck-benedict-cumberbatch)
1 day ago on 23 April 2014 ~ 10:35am 38,175 notes
via  asdfghjkllove  (originally  peggywanker)
1 day ago on 23 April 2014 ~ 10:28am 210,514 notes

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

via  asdfghjkllove  (originally  yungterra)
1 day ago on 23 April 2014 ~ 10:24am 450,729 notes

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

via  gaybar-superstarr  (originally  twoukofukawa)
1 week ago on 13 April 2014 ~ 11:20am 379,499 notes
via  lacigreen  (originally  forever90s)
1 week ago on 13 April 2014 ~ 11:07am 147,297 notes

houseofalexzander:

More gender variant style, brought to you by Elliott Alexzander with, House of Alexzander.

via  airoterp  (originally  houseofalexzander)
1 week ago on 10 April 2014 ~ 9:27pm 43,661 notes

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

via  jarpad  (originally  iguanamouth)
1 week ago on 10 April 2014 ~ 9:27pm 134,811 notes

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

via  amazingfionna  (originally  unfollower)
1 week ago on 10 April 2014 ~ 9:21pm 360,738 notes