mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

via  briancolfer  (originally  mescalineforbreakfast)
2 weeks ago on 13 August 2014 ~ 4:12pm 73,851 notes

frickgerard:

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

via  hittsmatthew  (originally  frickgerard)
2 weeks ago on 13 August 2014 ~ 4:07pm 74,258 notes

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

via  gaybar-superstarr  (originally  steinbecks)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 1:24pm 770,802 notes
do-not-touch-my-food:

Oven Fried Chicken with Honey Mustard
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 12:02pm 1,870 notes
via  yognaughtalex  (originally  unamusedsloth)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:54am 397,512 notes

sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

via  yognaughtalex  (originally  sad-cunt)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:54am 52,681 notes
via  lacigreen  (originally  eba-y)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:46am 234,494 notes
lacigreen:

exactly right, so dump the shitty asshole and find someone who treats you right

lacigreen:

exactly right, so dump the shitty asshole and find someone who treats you right

via  lacigreen  (originally  kissmeok)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:46am 135,049 notes

lacigreen:

this episode was out of control

via  lacigreen  (originally  yaniv-schulman)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:37am 127,354 notes

I think I love this a little too much.

via  lacigreen  (originally  inourfamilyportrait)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:35am 173,203 notes
via  lacigreen  (originally  heididolllface)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:34am 75,506 notes

lacigreen:

ppaction:

Love this — because #YesAllWomen are hurt by sexism and misogyny, but #AllMenCan be part of the solution. 

(via PolicyMic)

beautiful.

via  lacigreen  (originally  ppaction)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:34am 51,257 notes

seriouslyamerica:

The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit.

via  lacigreen  (originally  seriouslyamerica)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:32am 210,715 notes

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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via  lacigreen  (originally  evilnerdproductions)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:31am 263,343 notes
via  lacigreen  (originally  concretecanvasspraycansoul)
2 weeks ago on 12 August 2014 ~ 11:31am 10,495 notes