- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
Avril Lavigne wrote a song about a lesbian sleepover with the help of her husband and two other dudes, and shot a video for it commodifying harajuku culture and “kawaii,” using Asian women as props, while also including a Japanese phrase that literally translates to “you rock thank you thank you cute,” yet there are people out there who see nothing wrong with it
those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”????
I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
things that are cute:
- your clothes
- your hair
- your smile
- your laugh
- you are cute
- have a good day cutie
- continue being cute
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.